they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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