so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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