You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
How naked do you want me to be?
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