What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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