ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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