i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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