Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
i need to put some appletini on your dick
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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