found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize