My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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