And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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