he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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