Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
is it fun? or sober?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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