It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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