craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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