just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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