so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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