Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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