i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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