the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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