I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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