i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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