so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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