Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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