we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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