is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
where are my pants?
in the oven.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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