oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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