I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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