my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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