can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize