they need to just BURY HIM!
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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