If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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