If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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