You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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