I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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