like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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