She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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