My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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