OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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