it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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