I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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