I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Boobs are out for the taking
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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