Do you still have your period?
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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