normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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