you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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