I must be too annoying 4 u.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
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Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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