watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I got inside last night via doggy door
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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