we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
i think im in europe. pls send help
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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