So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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