just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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