I think im going to throw up on grandma
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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